Cork nightclubs rescue attempt on Major Wardrobe Malfunction is Just DEADLY


A brief word of thanks to your helpful staff who came to my rescue last night!

Unfortunately, the zip in my jumpsuit failed during the soirée, which had being going fabulously until that point. Doing my best to hold my modesty into the garment of clothing, we headed for the cloakroom, where the staff there did their best with the first aid kit – this entailed plasters to keep my derrière hidden and some medical strapping to keep the top of the jumpsuit in place. Many thanks ladies!!

We proceeded to enjoy the band on the first floor, and despite my best efforts, it was blatantly obvious things weren’t going well. After they had finished, a member of the band came to my aid and I quote ”I could see you were struggling”, before he kindly handed my friend some masking tape to help the situation. Again, extremely grateful!!

Please find the finished product below.

I am much obliged – keep doing what you’re doing!!

Kindest regards,
Méabh

Our favourite part is her friends ‘supportive’ caption..


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